Well, I’m back. I just got back from my vacation to Chicago and Indiana. What an interesting trip…I was starting to get a little worried while I was on vacation because I was not having any diarrhea. It was so upsetting because I was hoping that I would have a great diarrhea story to share with you all. Well, I got my wish…times 10. This might be the most disgusting explosive diarrhea story I have yet to share. It makes me gag and throw up a little bit in my mouth when I think about it. Well, here goes…
My boyfriend and I went to Lafayette, IN to visit some of his friends that live there. Well, we went to this place called Bruno’s and ate a pizza with green peppers, sausage, pepperoni and jalapenos on it. This was quiet delicious at the time. I stuffed my face. I also drank about 8 beers because I was uncomfortable sitting around a group of people I did not know. After we finished stuffing our faces we decided to go to his friends house that is out in the country. On the way there my stomach was churning and I started to sweat. This is the first sign that diarrhea is going to explosively shoot out of your asshole. We finally got to his house and I immediately scoped out where the bathroom was and grabbed a beer. After about 15 minutes I had to go empty my fecal matter disaster into the toilet. My diarrhea literally shot into the toilet at full force.
After I was finished I flushed the toilet. I looked down and the toilet was not flushing. Fuck…this was bad. I tried to flush it again and it just about overflowed and poured out onto the floor. I stood in the bathroom for a few minutes waiting for the water to go down. It went down, so I flushed it again. A little bit of the diarrhea went down. Thank god my diarrhea was pretty much like water except for a few juicy chunks. Once again I tried to flush the toilet…no luck. I started to panic. There was no way I was going to go tell his friends that I had explosive diarrhea in their toilet and now it wouldn’t flush. So, I looked around the bathroom and sitting there on the counter was a little decoration that would work excellent as a pooper scooper. It was a glass container with some sand in the bottom of it with a candle on top of the sand. I emptied the sand and took the candle out.
Here comes the disgusting part….I scooped the diarrhea water out of the toilet and put it down the sink. I think I scooped about 10 cup fulls out in all. After I did this I flushed the toilet 2 more times. The water was still a little brown but it looked a lot better than before. I then washed my hands about 10 times, and put the decoration back together. I must have been in the bathroom for about 20 minutes…I’m sure people knew I was shitting, but definitely had no idea what I actually did. I grabbed another beer and sat down on the couch as if nothing had happened.
As soon as my boyfriend and I got into the car the first thing he said was “did you have explosive diarrhea”? I denied it for a few minutes then I couldn’t hold back any longer. I busted up laughing and told my disgusting story. I think this grossed him out a little bit.
Well, that is my story. Fortunately that was my one and only explosive diarrhea story from my trip that I can share.